My friends and I sometimes say really weird things. Here is where I post quotes out of context, much like a popular news station.
Just…hold onto your boobs or something.
Posted at 10:24 PM
I didn’t know I was supposed to pull out…
Posted at 3:24 PM
I smell like an old lady.
Posted at 10:02 PM
Oh look…someone I reported got killed or something.
Posted at 9:26 PM
I will be your yellow marshmellow treat forever.
Posted at 8:43 PM
All arguments eventually degenerate into goat screams.
Posted at 1:50 PM
Just a little contradiction. Just to see how it feels.
Posted at 10:46 AM
Sometimes I say something that’s a complete and utter lie just to hear myself speak.
Posted at 10:43 AM
So he’s Jewper man?
Posted at 4:33 PM
I broke the tip off your brown. Sorry.
Posted at 4:32 PM
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