My friends and I sometimes say really weird things. Here is where I post quotes out of context, much like a popular news station.
I perform better when I’m half asleep and have no idea what I’m doing.
Posted at 9:32 AM
Josh: You make your girlfriend literally cry from it?
Todd: Yes, she’s bad! She needs it.
Posted at 10:07 AM
She’s lucky because she has asthma.
Posted at 9:55 AM
I’m most interesting when I’m unconscious.
Posted at 12:54 AM
Can someone hold this? I have to pee.
Posted at 9:47 PM
Oh my God I don’t care about the Unites States!
Posted at 9:25 PM
Yes, I absolutely take pleasure in her pain.
Posted at 1:59 PM
If it does’t specifically say “do not use on genitals,” I’m going to use it on my genitals.
Posted at 7:57 PM
No seriously. I want retarded news. I need it. I’m retarded.
Posted at 4:52 PM
So I laugh at people getting their eyes stabbed out, so what?
Posted at 7:17 PM
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