FoxQuoting Friends

My friends and I sometimes say really weird things. Here is where I post quotes out of context, much like a popular news station.

Apr 12

A: I don’t know what to say to you!

B: You can say something original like “oh God.”

A: Oh God!

B: That’s not my name but you can call me that if you like…

Allie and B

“My mom did the coat hanger thing once or twice.” B

Apr 9
“Is that his spirit coming out of you or are you just happy to see me?” Matt?

“Yes, so Dr. B├Ąck can ruin me!” Allie

Apr 4
“This is one of the few times I wish you were a tentacle monster.” Jessica (in bed with her boyfriend)

“The problem with Gestalt Psychology is that it’s still Psychology.” F

Apr 3
“I’m going to stab you with my fork after you made me this lovely dinner.” Allie

“What? Hannibal Lecter can have a coat, I can have a hat.” B

Mar 30
“Ahh I feels good to win!…for once… Fuck you, life!” Andrew

Mar 29
“Oh yes, I DO have a chronically cold penis…” George

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